Priorities

Dad: "Welcome home... can you put Blurred Lines on repeat please?"

Preparing for College

Mom: "Don't hug me. I'm getting used to you being gone."

We Wouldn't Dare!

Friend: "I know you're NOT watching High School Musical without me!"

Wise Words from Mom

Mom: "Rob tried that on the Kardashians, and it didn't work."

Snapchat?

Dad: "I'm gonna put that on slap shot!"

Boy/Dietary Advice from Dad

Dad: "Don't eat a cupcake. That's fattening. You're never going to get a man."

Advice from a Reverend

Reverend: "Ring the Hell out of the bell."