Enrique

Me: "Dad, 13 of the 30 albums on your iPod are Enrique"
Dad:"Duh."

Later:
Dad: "I wish I had moves like Enrique... And a body."

Mid-Life Crisis

One day when I was driving to school, I heard a nearby car honking it's horn. I turned to see what was going on.

A man in the same baby blue VW bug as I have looked at me, winked, and said "nice car!"